December 2010
A: I think I cracked a rib.
B: From giving me oral pleasure?
A: No retard, from the fight.
That awkward moment when you're washing the blood...
It's not really a conversation unless you let the...
People need to talk less.
Reblog if you're ending 2010 single.
kerilikesdietcocaine:
It is my goal to read all the books in the BBC Top...
1. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien 2. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen 3. His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman 4. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams 5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling 6. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee 7. Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne 8. Nineteen Eighty-Four, George Orwell 9. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis 10. Jane Eyre, Charlotte...
Guys are the biggest herp derps eva.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead...
(425): she's sitting here naked with heels and a...
Carlos’ dream!
The teacher asks Timmy, "why is your cat at school...
quityobitchinn:
pikapikaprostitute:
That awesome.
When someone cute calls me cute.
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My new hooker heels! AAAHHHHH.
I'm pleasantly surprised...
My Christmas was pretty awesome. I didn’t have to be around the drunks because they were outside the whole time and I wasn’t. I got to hang out with Guelmis and Leydi and it was interesting conversation since we’re all at the same point in our lives (finally). And I saw Eddy for the first time in maybe four years. He was calling me a stripper the entire night because Leydi bought...
I feel like life would be easier if I were a slut....
I love my friends...
Last night was one of the best nights ever. I went to a party in which there were no drugs or alcohol and I had an amazing time. This is why I love them so. I don’t have to be fucked up to enjoy their company.
Also, I haven’t felt so loved in a while and I’ve never been so excited to spend money to give people gifts. I was more excited to give than receive. That’s never...
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